random thoughts of a pathetic mind
Anonymous asked:
i'm unfollowing you.
Anonymous asked:
YOUR GENITALS SMELL BAD

They actually do :|

Anonymous asked:
You are not funny.

I am apologetic 

Anonymous asked:
Your momma is so fat she has her own zip code. LOL!

yo mama is so fat dat wen she jump for joiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii she got stuck

Anonymous asked:
NOBODY DREAMS OF U AT NIGHT

They need to rest some, if they spend all day day dreaming ;)

motivationsforlife asked:
Just look in the mirror

Blog name kind of made it a happy thought

Anonymous asked:
U SHOULD SUCK MY DICK

Now that is an insult. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA get it?

Anonymous asked:
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen bitch

Hahahahahaha. perfect use of “bitch” hahaha I can’t stop laughing

Anonymous asked:
You are ugly.

That was hurtful because of the period at the end 

Anonymous asked:
The only reason you hated the 80s was because you spent your whole time there shitting your pants. (Only really works for late-80s babies...)

das me. I literally spelt my 80s shitting all over myself. I was born end of sept. 1989

doriankemar asked:
If I were a dog and you were a flower I'd lift my leg up and give you a shower

hahaha this is cute :P goldennn showers

Anonymous asked:
ur music taste sucks

THAT IS ACTUALLY OFFENSIVE

Anonymous asked:
my personal favourites: 'somewhere there is a tree tirelessly producing oxygen for you. i believe you owe it an apology' and 'i'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.'

Poor tree though right, i bet they suffer enough having to live just working their branches off

dogpawsswapgod asked:
you're about as useful as balls on a dildo

rofl i’d be the pubes on the balls on the dildo

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